No American citizen is a member of the lizard people. WE have blood tests you must take before you get married. Canada, however, doesn't require such and hence lizardmen and -women throng, throng I say!, the street of Montreal, Barrie, Quebec, Ottawa, Orillia, Saskatoon, Destruction Bay, Moosejaw, Baker Lake, St. Jean Port Joli, Halifax, Haines Junction, and other metropolitan areas. The law here says that any American found doing some Canadian canoodling is barred from the Presidency -- see Rafael "Ted" Cruz as an example. Here, for instance, is photographic PROOF that the Canadian government tried to warn the people, just before the entire Parliament was absorbed into the maws of the lizardmen.

So don't worry about ol' Hec (as nobody every called him). He's either lizard poop or he's not.