Aside from a lot of the Unionist tradition who appear to be drawn to Brexit like moths to a flame, about the only Irish people I can imagine wanting Brexit would be the occasional builder who worries about Polish competitors, maybe someone fancying stirring up another round of Troubles up North, or perhaps the odd one who reckons anything that harms England the way Brexit probably would is something to bring on.

Or of course someone who's run into the wrong kind of English football fans. I reckon in Marseilles this week there's a surge of French support for Brexit.