"I am neither a liar nor am I even remotely envious, thank you."

Then don't keep posting in terms which clearly suggest you are.

So...you're still pissing and moaning - where is the cheaper, fairer proposal I asked about. Come on, tell us, tell us, do...

As an aside, I'm personally of the opinion that there ought to be a better alternative to an hereditary monarchy, but I'm buggered if I can come up with a better, cheaper, non-political alternative and nobody else here seems able to either.