Sorry, mate, but you clearly got out of the wrong side this morning. I've been cutting and sarcastic about the royals, pretty cheerful about it actually, whereas you've been the one doing all the pissing and moaning, several times now, about me, apparently without irony.

I disagree with the concept of a God too, but there is absolutely no obligation on me to put up a CHEAPER, MORE VIABLE, NON-RELIGIOUS ALTERNATIVE! 😂