1. Go get some weedkiller (a small bottle of ready-mixed will do).

2. In the dark of the night, sneak out onto his lawn.

3. Close to the street, spray the weedkiller (using the "stream" setting) to spell the word "F**K."

4. A few feet closer write the word "You."

5. This way the words can be read from his front windows.

6. Go home.

7. Dispose of the weedkiller properly.

Let me know when this is completely, as I have to make a few phone calls then.

LH: It's the Musashi. The Yamato was abducted by an alien spaceship.