Well, that sure beats all. What a dramatic tale, Mister L!

As for funnel cake, I apologize, I thought you hadf eaten some and thrown it up. Funnel cake is the favorite food of the arthropod Atrax robustus, a venomous mygalomorph spider native to eastern Australia. The reason it is so detested by Australians is that it deprives their children of bloat and self-indulgent pleasure by eating, or spoiling through defecation, all their funnel-cake.

Nanopiscacides, as Rapparee pretends to know, as he does so much!, are tiny, tiny fish who kill themselves off by climbing urine streams and trying to follow them to their source. They fail so often that they are an endangered species.

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