YES!!! "The Little Match Girl" is one of my absolute favorites in MacGonagall's luminous writings! It really just couldn't BE any better than that, could it? He had them weeping in the aisles.

Nice to see Mr Ballsworthy back "on the pitch", as it were. Still, I must advise that:

1. Chinga Chimp does not exist, she never did, and never shall.

2. "Chinga" is just a very common Mexican swear word. Nothing other than that. It means "fuck".

and...

3. You are chinga'ed if you don't know that, sir! You are CBAR. (chinga'ed beyond all recognition)