I thought this was supposed to be a folk music forum? In light of all that has been happening in UK I am surprised no one has done this before! No plain old arguments please. Do it in song :-)

From France we once got brandy, from Germany schnapps
Oranges from Spain or from Portugal perhaps
But the font of all stupidity is in England's control
Give us a referendum and we'll flush it down the bowl

Flush it down the bowl
We'll flush it down the bowl
Give us a referendum
And we'll flush it down the bowl

Nigel's dead in the water as from the media he flees
Boris has been back stabbed as Gove's wife o'ersees
They are true English idiots, they have completed their goals
I would like to punch them and the devil take their souls

Devil take their souls
May the devil take their souls
I would like to punch them
And the devil take their souls

Now May she does deceive me as I lay at my ease
She does as she likes and she says as she please
Her heart is like a stone and it's as black as the coal
Send her back where she came from before we're all on the dole

All on the dole
Before we're all on the dole
Send her back where she came from
Before we're all on the dole

Come all you old xenophobes, give an ear to 'The Sun'
They will sing of the immigrants taking all of our rum
There's a clear load of cobblers from Murdoch shall roll.
Give him a punch; put the Sun down the bowl

Sun down the bowl
Put the Sun down the bowl
Give him a punch
Put the Sun down the bowl

:D

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Verses merged as requested! ---mudelf