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Thread #160168   Message #3799656
Posted By: punkfolkrocker
10-Jul-16 - 10:57 AM
Thread Name: BS: Demise of the Labour Party
Subject: RE: BS: Demise of the Labour Party
PURE SPECULATION: [no more, no less] part 2

Angela Seagull kicks off the leadership contest
Corbyn is denied entry by foul devious dirty underhanded exploitation of technicalities..

Labour grassroots membership are outraged by the obvious coup and threaten to quit the party en mass

Suddenly up stands a Hero..

a slightly lefter and more charismatic MP than Seagull
who declares he is so pained by the prospect of a split, his conscience insists he must put himself forward
as the healing candidate Corbynites might regard as a consolation prize,
and floating disenchanted ex Labour voters should flock back to.

He, actually being the plotters genuine first choice for replacement leader.

Seagull as predicted loses, and she meekly skuls back into jobsworth obscurity...

.. and they all lived happily ever after.. The End. 🤔