Well Bozo middle 'n' leg, I WANTED an election when Blair resigned so don't bloody blame me, pal. For all the crap we've heard about the EU "democratic deficit," this lot really takes the biscuit. This person has been crowned by fewer than 200 MPs in circumstances that couldn't have been more different from the ones prevailing at the last election if we'd tried. She's going to have to carry that baggage for the next three-plus years unless she calls an election, and, since she'd win anyway, I really don't know why she doesn't legitimise her position by doing so. Still, as Kevin says, let's hope that this bloody charlatan makes the same mistake and gets the same result. And we CAN have an election, despite that silly five-year bollix.

She does look so soothing when set alongside Gove and Leadsom though, doesn't she? Jesus Christ on a bloody bike.