OK, now for something more uplifting.

I was walking with a hoped-would-be-friend when we passed the campus chapel, where there was a crowd of people standing around. Some were in somber clothes, some in bright colors, some (of each) seemed to be laughing, some weeping... we were wondering if it were a funeral or a wedding, when we came around the corner and saw the hearse.

"Dead giveaway!" I thought and burst out laughing at the joke - which left me unable to *make* the joke because I was laughing so hard, by then more at the fact that I had cracked myself up than at how funny my mental pun had been... ooops, both on the funeral and the would-be friend front.

Got a story like that?