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Thread #59418 Message #3800916
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
18-Jul-16 - 07:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I have received the following email from The Galactic Overlord:
Dear Bee-dubya,
I am rapidly becoming extremely disgusted with your species. In meetings with my fellow GAs from nearby galaxies, I have gone to bat for Homo Sapiens more times than I can remember. I really thought you guys had so much unrealized potential. But it has recently become abundantly clear to me that you're nothing but a bunch of brainless fuckups incapable of making rational decisions that actually benefit your own welfare.
I have decided that the region of your solar system currently occupied by your planet's orbit would be better used as a hyperspatial Roller Derby rink. Construction will begin on the second Tuesday in November.
Enjoy the time you have left.
Sincerely,
The Galactic Overlord