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Thread #59418   Message #3801139
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
19-Jul-16 - 07:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Yes, Gluon is actually responsible for the plagiarism controversy surrounding Melania Trump's speech at the Republican convention. She did not plagiarize. Gluon stole a copy of the speech from her office, hopped on his hyperspatial surfboard and rode a space-time anomaly wave to 2008, where he gave it to Michelle Obama. Michelle actually plagiarized Melania! It just appears the other way to most humans because they see time as only pointing in one direction.

Gluon thinks it's the greatest practical joke he's ever pulled. Even better than the time he shat in Amos's shoes. He's really laughing his tail feathers off over this one.