Not my foundation. That's probably why it's all cracked and sheared and fallen in. Only my foundation garments hold it together. That and glue.

We had our windows cleaned inside and out today. First time in the 13 years we've been here that all of them have been done at the same time. The guy doing it said something about dirt and how some of it was left in big piles on the ground. He's writing a book about it, something like "Theoretical Mathematics of the Dirt From Unclean Windows." It promises to be a dirty book.