Gummie Evercripple?!?!?!

That's hillarious!!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!

I wish someone had given me such a distinctive nickname when I was a kid... As a red-head I got all the boring old crap.. except for one guy... my penchant for thousand yard stares convinced him to saddle me with the moniker "Meditation Man"... I'm sure I probably coulda jumped on the goof-ball New Age movement with that one, and earned a fortune giving old hippies crystal suspension enemas or something...

:-)