"it did appear in the "Spectator" while Boris Johnson was Editor"

That's all right then.

"Investigation shows..."

New TV series:

"Teribus Investigates: Digging the dirt on the dirtiest dogs in the district"

I for one would watch that. Actually, I wouldn't.


"Britain would go the back of the queue on trade deals with the UK "

Yer wot? Britain would be at the back of the queue for trade deals with... itself? Get a grip Inspector Tezza!