"...can fire off a full clip from the driver side window...."

A clip? A clip or a magazine? A magazine has a spring and a follower, as you can see, while a clip does not. A clip is pretty useless without a magazine, unless you a) throw it at someone or b) bang on it with a rock until the cartridges go off (possibly taking your hand along).

And I assume, living in the US and/or Canada, Chong' must be left handed and left eye dominant if accuracy is to mean anything.

As for Shame, I doubt that he can differentiate between right and left. I understand he used to think of clean and dirty until he became so filthy it didn't matter.