Like you Steve, I never, ever watch soaps on TV. I'd rather stick pins in my eyes to be honest. I also never watch any of these 'talent' competitions (we use the word loosely) or reality shows. I read in the paper the other day that men and women are appearing completely naked on a show, in order to select a possible 'date'. Crumbs, talk about letting it all hang out!
I'm a boring old thing because I like sensible erudite presenters on scientific, historical or wildlife documentaries. I also like witty wordplay shows such as Mock The Week.
Back to the Queen, I once saw her driven past in a limo with Prince Philip in Norwich. And saw the Queen Mother with Prince Charles at Sandringham Show. And at Uni Prince Philip walked right past me with his hands behind his back as we students stood in a long line. (He was Chancellor of Edinburgh Uni) I also saw the Shah of Persia at Holyrood house, a tiny wee man. So really, I must be quite royal by association.
Please curtsey when you address me in future.