I also want you to know that Chongo forgives you. He just feels sorry for you. "That poor, poor man," he says, shaking his head sadly. "And to think I was gonna rip his fool head off. I sure do hope he gets professional help soon, 'cause he NEEDS it."

Shane, on the other hand, cuts you no such slack. He wants you dead. "FLIPPIN' DEAD!" No mercy.