SOB!!!! The Real Atlantic Stupidstore (Superstore or "Loblaw East" which has piss poor hygiene and zero customer service) has discontinued the No Name toilet tank bleach tabs. Now, I get to buy a brand name product for over twice the price and the SOB turns my clear water blue. Well, it would if I bought it. I don't want blue water in my toilet. It's an outrage! I wanna see what I pee. This is unhealthy. I shall start a campaign to rid the planet of blue toilet tank water bleach pucks* and thereby save countless lives. I am gonna write a goddamn letter (apologies to That Canadian Guy)!

*We up here in the Great White Frozen call 'em pucks on accounta tabs (lazy bastards can't spare ink for "tablets"?) are small things one would swallow when one is dosing medicine for an illness. Try swallowing something the size of a hockey puck.