Kendall,
When searching for a new Dalai Lama, one criterion is the size of a child's ears. Large ears are godlike...and very sexy. Your grandfather was a cruel man.
My nickname was Maryooch. Still hate it. My real name was MaryLou and I still hate that too. Refused to answer to it at the age of five. During my more awkward years, I was Goopie - don't DARE!!!!! You won't live to tell the tale.