Here's one that somehow seems to fit remarkably well. There are plenty more verses around, but sometimes little is more, and these do seem to match the man. (I posted this in a thread a few weeks back, but so what?)

I wanted to go on the stage
And now my ambitions, I've got 'em
My friends they all think I'm the rage
As the hole in the Elephant's bottom

Last night, I had some bad luck
The manager said I was rotten
I happened to get my head stuck
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom

My part it is not very long
Nor yet is it easily forgotten
If you're looking for me come and look
Through the hole in the elephant's bottom.

Shouldn't this count as a music thread?