Here are verses my step Grandfather taught me who grew up in the territory of Oklahoma, went to the univ of Arkansas, and was a Colonel in WWI

There was a man who had two sons
And these two sons were brothers
Josiah was the name of one
Bohunkus was the others

Now these two boys got into a boat
And went on down the river
Josiah caught cold in the throat
Bohunkus in the liver

Now these two boys they went to war
And in the midst of battle
Josiah hid behind a stump
Bohunkus he skedaddled