I have received the following message from Gluon:

Quark!

Translation: The fact that the iteration of Little Hawk who inhabits this particular universe cannot relate to yours truly is of no consequence. In a parallel universe only a few "steps" away, there's a Little Hawk who worships at my little webbed feet. However, in that same universe Rapparee is a 300 pound transvestite and Amos is a two-toed sloth, so things sort of balance out, if you know what I mean.