A Borzoi named Semantic is our duck dog. He prefers rabbit.

Gluons are such weaklings when it comes to going the distance despite mediating the strong force and the Higgs boson that parks at the outer boundary of our spacetime, which can stretch without limit, is boring compared to the technicolor bosons that occupy the unstretchable space that intersects with every point in its anti-space simultaneously, you know, where the dark matter lives a life of leisurely non interaction except for a few that virtually escape only to be annihilated yet again.