I have received the following message from Gluon:

QUARK!

Translation:

Dear Bee-dubya,

In your last post you said, "The chances of a human actually understanding time as experienced by Gluon are about the same as those of a slow loris understanding orbital dynamics." You apparently do not know that the slow loris is the unquestioned master of orbital mechanics and dynamics! There is a slow loris comfortably ensconced inside every one of NASA's "mainframe computers"! Those aren't really computers at all, but dummy machines. All the calculations needed for you humans to do anything in space are actually performed by slow lorises. This fact has been hidden from all but the upper echelon of NASA personnel since the very beginnings of the US space program. The "computer programmers" who work for NASA are really actor!

If you don't believe me, just watch the film The Martian. The guy who figured out how to turn the spacecraft around so it could go back to Mars and save Matt Damon's ass? An actor! And the slow loris who really performed the calculations, all in his little head without even using a slide rule, didn't even get a mention in the credits!