Okay, like, Happy Flippin' Chinese New Year, eh? It's comin' up, eh, and it's a good excuse to go out and pig out on Chinese food and get loaded! I always, like, hop on my snowmobile and head over to the nearest Chinese buffay and I eat at least 3 servings of everythibg, and then I start chugging a few beers. Last night I chugged 17 and I could stil talk. Sort of. It only took me five minutes too, eh? I bet you losers can't match that!

My brother Don couldn't match it. He fell in the North Channel last night and he still isn't up to par, so he only lasted 15 and a 1/2 beer befroe he ran out of steam. He couldn't talk right, either, eh? Of course, there's nothing new about that!

Hey, what is this thread about anyway, eh? It's awfully flippin long if yiou ask me. Took a flippin' age to load it. I hadda go and down 3 beer while I waited.

- BDiBR