Mom! I have a rhetorical question:

Why do people on Craigslist try to sell mounted fish and deer heads? I thought the idea of having a stuffed animal hanging on the wall was to commemorate one's own achievement in catching the fish or shooting the deer, not to decorate the wall with other people's accomplishments.

Presumably, if there are people attempting to sell such things, there are also people willing to buy them. Who are these people? How do we make sure they never run for public office?