I `ad one of those Pig Dyke Molly dancers in my cab the other day. I recognised `im by `is clobber and make up. `e looked just like one of those Bassett`s Liquorice Allsorts.
I said, "Are you a whitey blacked up or are you a blackie whited up `cos there`s a lot of concern on that Mudcat about dancing and "guising" at the moment?
`e said, "It really don`t matter Jim. We reckon we`re a pretty democratic lot but we `ave `ad our problems."
I said, "Go on. What`s that then?"
`e said, "On of our lot once got mistaken for a zebra crossing and the crowd walked all over `im!!"

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