Our baseball team, the Grays, is interesting. Its players are short and don't hang around after the games even if they win, which is the usual case. The team appeared one day after there was a flash of light up in the hills near the ball park. We hadn't had a team in years so the city was excited to have one again.

Also, they all wear sunglasses even for night games. Odd sort of chaps, but they win ball games and the umpires ALWAYS give them the benefit of a doubt even if a doubt isn't there.