Apropos of the Daily Mail, Teribus, I confess that I too resort to it, about once a fortnight. What a dreadful rag it is. I get mine free with my Waitrose card as long as I spend at least five quid (I recommend the own-label Spanish Mellow and Fruity red). My removing it from the shelf serves two noble purposes, to reveal to me the horrors of the mass-circulation tabloids and to release at least one unfortunate from getting their hands on a copy. It should be renamed the Daily Bumwipe. I could get the Guardian instead but I already have that at home. My only other option is the Times. Pass the sick bag, somebody.