Painting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one. . .

and...
They're Coming To Take Me Away by Napoleon XIV

and this gem I got off Dr. Demento in the 80s:

Back in World War Two he got a bullet in his brain
And now all that ex-GI can do is to exclaim

Gary Cooper
Gary Cooper
Gary Cooper
Movie
Movie
Movie
Movie
Movie
Five
Five
Five
Yep
He had two children that he brought up by himself
They loved their daddy more than anybody else
He taught them how to run and how to swim and walk
He taught them how to do the monotone talk


Well you can ask him what his name is
You can ask him how's the weather
You can ask him what's the capital of France and all he'll say is