Now you, MMario, will find that your health is quickly deteriorating just as your finances are dwindling. However, you will have more free time for surgery, so there's some good news. Naturally, you'll want to keep your mind sharp so watch a lot of Fox News and ESPN. I urge you to keep your joint flexible, so start with your fingers and take up the banjo -- for a better overall workout the accordion can't be beat. Remember to...something....