Also: Bentleys, Aston Martins, Skoda drivers (me, I have no real aptitude for driving and find cars dull), herring, badgers (being chased by irate farmers foaming at the mouth that any indigenous wildlife still survives in the UK), backwoodsmen descended from friends of The Bastard, horse flies, sticks that stick up and clatter your undercarriage, Einstein-Rosen bridges floating on the breeze, mallards and those small spiky things that the dog brings in.