TRUMP IN A SLUMP (alternate title: TRUMP TAKES A DUMP)
by Pussygate Galore

I did not kiss her on a plane
I did not kiss her on a train
I did not kiss her on the lips
I did not grab her by the hips

I did not grope her in a pub
I did not grope her at my club
I did not push her towards the bed
Or any other thing she said

        I will sue them for their lies
        I will not apologize
        If stupid floozies cannot see
        No one respects them more than me

I was not crass, I did not flirt
I did not reach beneath her skirt
This is a vicious Clinton smear
I am the only victim here

She is ugly, she is ill
Bet she cheats on Cheatin' Bill
I will lock her in a cell
With that loudmouth (bleep) Michelle

        So that foreign-born Obama
        Has to do it with a llama
        I will make them all repent
        As soon as I am president.

I sing this to a tune that starts off like "Jimmy Crack Corn" and ends up like "Big Rock Candy Mountain." It can also be sung to "Hernando's Hideaway," in which case the title could be "Donaldo's Hideaway." You'd have to finesse the last verse:

So that foreign-born Obam-
A has to do it with a llam-
A -I will make them all repent
As soon as I am president.

(HT and her Entities from the Half-Astral Plane)