Wait! I forgot one;

Oooooh, the smart@$$ed, vulgar, lowlife, white trash dirtbags are whacking, bad!

(We should be able to kill a lot of perfectly good socialist giveaway programs and prosecute a lot of criminals in the next few months)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! Woooooo! He he he he he, no please, HAW HAW HAW HAW (gasp, pant pant) Whoa, you're killin' me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Signed,

Ha ha ha ha ............(holding belly "oh, oh, oh")