As a Mancy immigrant in Yorkshire I have to say the mantra on rising every day

Hear all, see all, say nowt
Eat all, drink all, pay nowt
And if thi does owt for nowt, do it fur thisen

But as a Manc born and bred I cannot resist a dig at Liverpool

Why did they dig the Mersey tunnel? The Scousers would have nicked a bridge.

:D tG