Fox went out on a chilly night
And they played to the loons and the radical right
For they'd many a lie to go that night
Before they shut it down-o

They ran 'til they put on a great big spin
Where the legs of the babes were shown therein
Each one's blonde and feminine
And they all wear a very short gown-o

They blabbed the day's news yakety-yak
They raked some muck they could not back
They didn't mind their quack, quack, quack
And their legs all danglin' down-o

Well, old channel flipper-flopper jumped out of bed
Out of the window she cocked her head
Cryin' John, John did you hear what they said
And Fox is on the town-o
                
O'Reilly came with his poison pen
He's on and on at 8, 9, 10
He says it twice and he says it again
He must be a mighty fine clown-o, clown-o, clown-o

Then Fox went on to create more strife
They cut up the news with a fork and a knife
They never had such ratings in their life
So they kept on casting stones-o

Bev and Jerry