Earthquakes to hurricanes, huh? No, wait! I just looked it up and you can too! You can have BOTH hurricanes and earthquakes! And floods, tornadoes, and snow! How exciting! North Carolina -- where you can have it all!

Hold on...there's a Marine recruiting depot in San Diego. Parris Island and Camp Lejeune are both in North Carolina. C'mon Amos, 'fess up! You're actually a Senior Drill Instructor in the Marines, aren't you? We won't hold it against you, so go ahead and admit it.