McCARTY HAD A PARTY
AT HIS HOUSE THE OTHER NIGHT
EVERYBODY CAME ALONG
AND BROUGHT THEIR APPETITE
IT WAS A SWELL AFFAIR
THE BEST OF FOLKS WERE THERE
THEY DIDN'T INVITE THE POLICE FORCE
BUT LATER THEY WERE THERE
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE GUESTS RUSHED IN
AND SOMEBODY SAID LETS EAT
IF I WASN'T BIG AND STRONG MYSELF
I'D NEVER GOT A SEAT
AWW SUCH TERRIBLE MANNERS THAT I SAW THERE
I COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND
WHEN I REACHED OUT TO GET SOME MEAT
A DOZEN FORKS STUCK IN ME HAND
ALL OF A SUDDEN McCARTY DISSAPEARS
JUST LIKE A GHOST
IMAGINE HIM DOING A THING LIKE THAT
SURE HE WAS A TERRIBLE HOST
AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO McCARTY
FOR HE KEPT DISAPPEARING NOW AND THEN
THEN A BRICK CAME THROUGH THE AIR
AND IT LANDED ON O'HARE
AND EVERYONE AT THE PARTY KNEW McCARTY MUST BE THER ???