The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #160974   Message #3820980
Posted By: Donuel
16-Nov-16 - 11:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: Give us your bad poems
Subject: BS: Give us your bad poems
Beware the juice

Willie Wony ate baloney
Mayonnaise on rye.
Then sliced a great big onion
and began to cry.

Nathan Faithin told Will Wony
steam this spicy meat
with pickle mustard on rye
its a tasty treat.

Willie Wony made the sandwich
but didn't know how high
to stack the steaming spicy meat
he stacked to the sky

Willie Won't he eat pastrami
stacked up to the sky?
You bet he did until he got
heart disease and died.