Wrinkly, paunchy mirrors.    Being unable to crouch, and having to kneel, and then getting back on my feet again.    Washing my feet in the shower.   Cheeky babies of 20 who call "HO HO HO" at this time of year. (I have a beard.)

Her Indoors says 'Not being able to run through gaps in the traffic.'

Knowing that this is permanent.