HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER WHEN LIVING WITH RELATIVES

1) wake up three hours before you have to go to work in order to get to shower before niece

2) find nephew has exited tub only 10 minutes before. no hot water.

3) postpone shower - take icy sponge bath.

4) break speed limits and sound barrier driving home from work to get to shower before B-I-L arrives home.

5) find nephew has just exited from 3 hour tub soak. no hot water.

6) postpone shower - heat enough water on stove to bathe face and other essentials.

7) threaten family's life limb and sanity if don't get to use shower.

8) when that doesn't work threaten to take socks off.

9) move.