HYACINTH HARRY
(Robert Schmertz)

There’s a man in town you soon will hear about -
He’ll soon be all the rage without a doubt -
I’m gonna let you in the know, he’s a garden gigolo,
A man the ladies just can’t do without -
At a nightclub or a beach club he’s a lout -
But a garden’s where he knows his way about -
When he gets amongst the plants
He’s the slickest thing in pants
And soon you’ll hear those garden mamas shout!

He’s Hyacinth Harry, old Hyacinth Harry
We’ve gotta have Harry the garden gigolo -
You’ve heard about Mary, who was so contrary,
It was Harry made her garden grow -
He’ll trim your hedge he’ll mow your lawn,
How that Harry carries on -
He’s a bear amongst the shrubs -
Heaven’s gift to the Garden Clubs!
He’s Harry, old Hyacinth Harry
And he’s got those garden mamas on the go -
Each Susie and Carrie’s just nuts about Harry,
With his hey-di-hey-di hi-di ho-di hoe!