I was born the same year as Madonna, Prince, Rik Mayall, and Michael Jackson...

There's only me and Madonna left.. and we're not even 60 yet...



Back on topic of meaty fivers..

I've got one of them in my trouser pocket right now..

folded in quarters..

The little plastic bugger is coiled like a spring taking every opportunity to jump out my pocket..

At a bus stop yesterday, I caught it down in the gutter just as it was making a break for freedom on a passing breeze... 😠