Long ago at a Getaway (and someone who was actually there will likely correct my errors in telling this) a gentleman took his turn at the open mike. He had chosen a lengthy song to perform. In fact it was so long that he had taped his lyric sheets together to form a single, continuous sheet that extended to the floor. As the man droned on through the verses, someone in the front row rushed the stage with a lighter and set fire to the pages!

Let this be a warning to all.