I hate to tell you this Steve, but he has from last Crimbo a Man CITY strip and a West Ham kitbag thing. When we first met in the far dim past (in Accra in Ghana) I gave him a Man U annual, toiletries bag and strip. I'm sure it wasn't my overwhelming beauty or superb figure which captured his heart, it was merely these gewgaws of his fav team. I could have been Quasimodo and he'd have been mine.

I think you're right not to judge ALL footballers by the same yardstick, nor in other spheres of life. It's true, one shouldn't tar every member of a group with the same brush.

Please mate, take off that bra. There are other remedies for man-boobs you know.