I'm smiling at this bra business. British men are so very interested in what Hugh Dennis calls 'norks'. Sadly, Africans seem to have no interest whatsoever in them, as they're on view daily in the family compound, where all the ladies go topless quite a lot. It's legs that are far more interesting, as they're hidden at all times by full-length pagnes. Sadly for me, I have rubbish legs.