Cents and nonsenseabilities is a romantic dramedy bio movie about new Trump Lows every 32 seconds - Against a background of guffawing Republicans making excuses for high crimes, treason and unconstitutional decrees.

Until recently it was LEGAL for US senators to use insider information to invest in stock. Naturally Trump wants $ from his office.
He will use foreigners who want access for cash of course.
But I was thinking how he can invest in all his seeing eye dog blind trusts with more than insider info.

HE COULD INVEST BY TWEET RUMOR. For example he could tweet the CEO of Westinghouse is a real drug addled son of a bish, wait 2 days, buy low, and tweet He's a real great guy. Sell high.