Thompson, I've just watched that Polish Christmas ad. Isn't it absolutely lovely? And hilarious when he says to the plastic duck, "I will f****** kill you!"

Years ago I stupidly taught my husband the 'n' word, and he now delights in teasing me in shops by muttering under his breath "'Ello my 'Onky! 'Ere eez your N*****!"

I noticed several elementary punctuation mistakes in the Test questions (ever the teacher) such as 'its' for 'it's'. And many of the questions are ambiguous or open to dispute. Maybe those who set the Test should have had a few English lessons themselves!